My search strings are the funniest darned things

How you guys find AGD is often pretty funny. These are my March search strings so far:

1	12	26.09%	[KEYWORD]
2	12	26.09%	american gothic daily
3	3	6.52%	American Gothic Chat Rooms
4	2	4.35%	american goth comic
5	2	4.35%	werewolf poem
6	1	2.17%	American Gothic Romance
7	1	2.17%	Werewolf poetry
8	1	2.17%	american gothic
9	1	2.17%	american gothic comic witch vampire
10	1	2.17%	american gothic comics
11	1	2.17%	american gothic webcomic
12	1	2.17%	daily gothic comic
13	1	2.17%	fanfics spanking hellsing crossovers
14	1	2.17%	friendly hostility fanfiction
15	1	2.17%	gothic cake
16	1	2.17%	hellsing spanking fanfiction
17	1	2.17%	sorcery 101
18	1	2.17%	vampires and werewolves webcomic
19	1	2.17%	vampires werewolves and gothic beasts
20	1	2.17%	werewolf poetry

HELLSING SPANKING FANFICTION CROSSOVERS! Is this a request folks? I may just have to do that for April Fools day....giggle giggle giggle

The big question will be....who spanks who? Alucard spanks Luke? Millia spanks Alucard? Sin Integra Wingate Hellsing spanks her monkey? The possibilities are endless!!