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"A poem for AmGothia over at American Gothic Daily.
Oh Woe is me and my dark ass
For I have a sense of entitlement that can never be fullfilled.
My Existential Angst is branded and its too much for you sunshine!
I am an expert in Pain! Self Inflicted, Penile Puncture, tattooed testes, ribbed for MY Pleasure.
Spank me Spank Me Vampire Mama,
Because I am a bad little blood-sucking sugar teat.
My bonded fangs sucking the joy out of white middle class suburbia-- My split tongue lapping at the bowl of my mediocrity.
I Whine Incessantly,
For the demonic other to fill my soul with specialness.
Chicks really dig that.
But I know if I were to actually see a Demon, I would crap my pants.
Only German Chicks, really dig that.
So I dress in Black, and I color my eyes a dramatic shade of midnight, To signify the darkness my soul allegedly dwells within.
Feel sorry me, I am so dark, I am so lonely, bUT powerful damnit!
Oh woe is me and my dark ass."